DAMMIT JIM! IT MIGHT JUST SAVE LIVES
In these dark times you can never be too careful that’s why we at the Airbag Department of Security created a Blog Advisory System so that Website Masters can alert their users to the threat condition of words being used.
Do you use words like crap, damn, hell, poop, kakka in your blog posts and/or comments? Then consider adding the an Airbag Department of Security Blog Advisory System badge to your site to prevent people from becoming victims of your freedom hating content. Sticks and stones sure, but believe me pal, the power of the blog comment is mightier than a dirty bomb.
Official Tom Ridge Badge of Honor Sample:
AUTOMATED RATING SYSTEM v1.1
Built by people who have read about scientist from NASA, the Automatic Rating System scans your site for certain words that might otherwise scare good people away from reading or commenting on UR website. Simply copy and past the following code into the HTML code of your website.
DIY Jack Donaghy EDITION v1.1
Don't need a silly computer to classify the offensiveness of your creative genius? Bold. Confident. We like that. Here you go Mr/s. Confident, code that doesn't hold back. Copy and paste the following into your website and edit the rating by choosing a value between 0 and 4, like this:
rating=0. We suggest starting with 0 and working your way to 4.
BEFORE THE COWBELL
Not sure why you're here? We suggest reading this and then use Google to figure out the rest. Pack a lunch and bring your Visa because Blog Drama™ doesn't serve meals before 9PM and they don't accept cash.